they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I booty called her while she was in labor.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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