Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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