I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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