Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My vagina just clenched in fear
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