Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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