Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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