is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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