Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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