Plan B is the new Plan A
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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