Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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