at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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