what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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