No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
