she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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