Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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