we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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