I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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