But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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