Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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