If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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