Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so that wasnt chicken after all
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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