Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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