Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just pee around me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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