Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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