Someone shit on the floor
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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