therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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