the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
babies were throwing up all over the place
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Randomize