it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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