IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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