i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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