How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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