This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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