Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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