i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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