Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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