Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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