found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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