Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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