M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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