Can Purell be used as lube?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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