need another drink. this is the easiest way
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Randomize
