Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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