You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
