the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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