We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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