This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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