Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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