It's Friday. Sex?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
foreskin is a definite game changer
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
