Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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