Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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