Your tits are I can't wait for
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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