Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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