I murdered the dance floor call the cops
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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