Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
