Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
