You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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